Not The Robots
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About this game
About This Game
You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.
- A seven-building Campaign Mode of increasingly brutal (and fully procedural) levels
- Fearsome machine-gun-equipped patrolling guards to avoid and trick
- Spotlights, lasers, bombs, and other traps to sidestep
- Tons of crafty gadgets to master
- Contains an unlockable sequel to "You Find Yourself In A Room," a previous game from 2DArray
- Short/medium/long game modes for play sessions of any size
- Mysterious and fully-voiced storyline to gradually explain the game's strange setting
- Controller support
- The year's most exciting furniture-eating stealth game!
About 2DArray
2DArray is previously known for web game hits like Company of Myself, Fixation, Fisher-Diver, and Spewer. This is their first commercial game, supported by tinyBuild GAMES.
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About tinyBuild GAMES
tinyBuild GAMES is an indie game development and publishing company. No Time To Explain is their first game. It came out of a successful Kickstarter and Greenlight adventure. They're currently working on a bunch of games:
- Co-developing SpeedRunners -- currently in Early Access on Steam
- Working with 3rd party devs on games like Not the Robots (live on Steam)
- Preparing to release Fearless Fantasy and other unannounced titles
- Unannounced super-secret in-house game
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System Requirements
Minimum Requirements:
- OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8
- Processor: 1.5Ghz
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: Graphics card from 2004 or later
- DirectX: Version 7.0
- Storage: 300 MB available space
Recommended Requirements:
- OS: Mac OS 10.5 or later
- Processor: 1.5Ghz
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: Graphics card from 2004 or later
- Storage: 300 MB available space
Minimum Requirements:
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Disk Space:
42 GB available space
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Miscellaneous:
Video Preset: Lowest (720p)
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8 GB RAM
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Video Preset: High (1080p)
You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.